Friday, June 29, 2007
Nothing To Report
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Hampi- Boulders, Bananas, Naughty Monkeys, Bathing Elephants, & Temples Galore
I've been a bad blogger, I admit it. I tease with pictures and then wait days until I sit down and actually write something. The problem is that when you have too much to say, you just don't want to start because you know it will take you forever to finish.
I've crossed the halfway point. I'm a week away from my original point of departure (need to call Singapore Airlines, NEED to do it!), but now that my time has been extended until September, I'm a little more than halfway through. I'm excited about the extra time, both because my job here is interesting and I love the people, and because now I can fit in the trips I haven't had time for. I've been doing a pretty good job of traveling since my 4 week haitus, and now I'm back for my first weekend in
My clothes have slowly migrated from the closet to a pile on my chair to the point that there aren't any clothes left in the closet. Maybe in all my spare time this weekend I'll be able to move them back to the closet so that they can start their slow and stenuous journey back to my chair, just like the penguins, taking weeks to march across the bed, through their day in the sun, the laundry, and finally onto the chair to meet their long lost mates where they huddle for warmth in my chilly 17C room.
I've started dreaming about food from home. I love Indian food, but ironically my favorite Indian dish from home, chicken korma, seems mysteriously MIA. I have yet to visit a single place anywhere in
Real monsoons have finally rolled in, although I've been told that they'll get really bad in a few weeks. Yesterday we had our first real storm. The sky turned black, and I have never seen it so dark during the day, not even in
So, last week after coming back from my awesome but tiring trip to North India with Yev I was ready to just crash and spend the weekend in
When we got on the train we discovered that none of our seat/beds were together and I was ready to abandon ship - dumping my entire weekend stash of cookies, crackers, water, and juice on Allison- until the conductor saved the day by giving us a cubicle of 4 together (with a curtain).
It actually worked out better than I could have imagined, and we hung out for a few hours and then went to sleep. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the Grand Central Sheraton in Bombay for providing me with a gimmicky but extremely useful 'sleep kit' which I grabbed the last time I was in Bombay, which includes a sleep mask and the best ear plugs that I have ever tried. It turns out that with earplugs, an eye mask, a bed, and the rumbling train, I can actually sleep on a moving vehicle. We arrived at 5am, just pre-dawn, and were met by rickshaw drivers sent by our guest house. I'm really glad they were there, even though they drove the worst autorickshaws I've ever seen (an believe me, living in
We rode to Hampi for half an hour, as the sun rose, past sugar cane fields and banana plantations and villagers getting ready for their days. Some people were sweeping in front of their houses, many people were making chalk symbols on their porches, shepherds were driving their flocks, oxen were pulling carts of bananas and grass. Hampi is a very picturesque place, I'd say that it and the tea plantations around Munnar are tied for the most picturesque places in
A woman writes a chalk symbol on the porch
The sun rises over Virupaksha Temple - View from the roof of the guest house
Our guest house had a great location right in Hampi between the main temple and the river, and had a nice roof top restaurant where we all drank about a million litres of chai. If it weren't for our guest house's location it would have ended up at the top of the shit list. The rooms were dirty, gross, and not air conditioned. The sink drained water onto the bathroom floor so that if one person brushed their teeth, the pasty water would go through to the bathroom floor and stick to it, waiting for the next time someone needed to use the toilet so that they could get a foot covered in old toothepaste water. There wasn't any toilet paper or towels, the bedding was gross, the windows opened into the hallway so that even though the temperature outside was mercifully cool (probably about 30C), the rooms were still hot. On the second day a cockroach ran across Allison's bed while she was lying in it, and on the night we stayed there, Allison opened her door to find random people sleeping on the floor in the hallway. Had it not been for the location and the roof it would have been a total loss, but even with those, Lonely Planet really missed the mark with their 'extremely clean guest rooms' description. If these were 'extremely clean' I really don't want to see what the ones that weren't described as clean looked like. For those of you who may plan a trip to Hampi, this place was called the Rama Guest House and it may be the nicest place to stay in Hampi (yikes!) - it was so dirty that on our night train home we were all impressed by how clean the train was.Our sketchy bed with its mosquito net
The first day we got the rickshaws that picked us up at the train station to drive us around the many temples around Hampi. We got to the first one and the rickshaws were already broken down. The rickshaw driver who was the 'tour guide' didn't know anything about the temples, and after the first temple we fired him. He followed us around a while and finally said '"well, what do I do now?"and I said 'you lied about your rickshaws. They're broken and you don't know anything about the temples. Mayng Hyderabad Mayng Hoong (I'm from
It was cool being there in the off season because at a lot of the places we were the only people there. After several hours we were beat and ended up at a government run hotel, which also happened to be the only place in the entire town where alcohol was legally served. We sat for hours eating thali and drinking kingfisher until we dragged ourselves out to finish the tour of the tons of temples. Hampi is the remnants of one of the greatest empires in Indian history and is completely surrounded by huge temples. The British and then the modern government have tried to restore a lot of the monuments to increase their tourist value, but instead a lot of them just seem fake. Some of the rennovations are still going on, and you can see temples being built up and 'aged.' One of the temples had very scandalous carvings, reminding us again that Hinduism in the distant past was very sexually liberal.
After a whole day of site-seeing we went back to the guest house and relaxed drinking chai. We went to dinner at a restaurant offering 'killer al capone pizza' - luckily we didn't die, but the pizza was so soggy
After changing my pants, shoes, and washing my feet for 10 minutes and putting my only shoes in the sun to dry, I sat back down on the roof with some chai.
Later in the day we made our way to the big temple in the middle of the town that is still in use. It was full of naughty monkeys who steal bananas that are brought in to feed lakshmi, the same elephant from the morning, as she ‘blessed’ worshippers with her trunk. I found the temple grosser than normal and was really glad to put my shoes back on at the end.
A naughty monkey waits in the shadows for a banana to steal from Lakshmi, the elephant (back right), who gets bananas and money for blessing worshippers with her trunk at the Virupaksha Temple
We ate lunch at the mango tree restaurant where you sit on the floor at tables that are all facing the river. There is a giant swing and the food was good, even though were constantly bombarded by flies. With a lack of anything else to do, we decided to cross the river, where there are guest houses and the big drug parties during the high season. When we got there it was ghostly silent and there was no one around. The guest houses and restaurants were closed, and there were a few random foreigners wandering around, and a few villagers were working in the fields.
After getting creeped out, we decided to head back to the other side of the river. On our way the clouds opened up and we had our first experience with the monsoons. The rain and wind were so hard that the speedboat motor could push us across the river until the rain lightened up, and we sat on the river in a speedboat getting completely drenched. It was a fitting place to get our first real monsoon.
After some final shopping and showers we headed to Hospet where we found a real hotel with a real restaurant. We had a leisurely 3 hour dinner (including a section on the menu labeled ‘titbits ;) and then headed to the night train for another 12 hours of fun. It was a beautiful place that I’m glad I’ve been to, and the trip was fun with the company, and I’m glad that I’m not going there again or taking such an adventurous trip without some time to rest and relax ;)
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Guest Starring Yev Part Dva
On Wednesday night we flew to
We capped off the day with a trip to Barista Coffee. Think Starbucks, but with coffee that isn’t burned and without the smell of trendy yuppie elitists emanating from the overpriced coffee. In fact it’s a very nice, very clean chain that sells coffee, smoothies, shakes, snacks and desserts. We had cold coffee drinks, made by adding ice cream not ice (since you can’t drink the water and the ice doesn’t have a manufacturer seal so it’s a bit dodgy), with some awesome chocolate cake. It was yummy and helped us forget that the outside temperature was hotter than any square inch of the
The next day we got up early to take a 7am train to
In
We shared the car to the hotel with a couple from
The border crossing was cool for one reason, and one reason only; we were a stone’s throw away from
The rest of the ceremony was quite frankly lame. Some crowd chants, some music playing, some marching, an eventual lowering of the flags as the border closed with the same importance as a convenience store, and that’s about it. Oh it was also hot, really hot, and the fact that we were sitting on concrete benches didn’t help. I tried starting the wave but no one else was into it. I should have jumped up and done a Bollywood dance routine, but alas I’m white and don’t have much of a groove.
The golden temple on the other hand was breathtaking. I never knew that Sikhs were tremendous showmen, but there you go. They built this temple shrine in the middle of a lake, now an aquamarine pool with giant goldfish swimming around and Sikhs bathing in the holy water. Then they coated the outside walls with gold and lit it up like a Christmas tree. Needless to say, at night it’s amazing. Also there is a ceremony where the sacred text is carried out of the temple into storage on a golden throne every night, so the place is pretty much packed with people from sunrise to well past sunset. Within five minutes of arriving I was approached by an Indian-English Sikh. Interesting fellow, he was there on a two-month externship at a local hospital. He is a medical student back home in
After jumping the train back to
A ten-day adventure was capped by the crown jewel of Indian history and architectural splendor. I was ready to go home and away from garbage on the streets. I missed fresh fruits and vegetables, the ability to brush my teeth using tap water and driving down the street without fearing for my life. But overall, I now appreciate my modern conveniences and the easy flow of life in
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
North Indian Adventure - Delhi & Amritsar
Special Guest Appearance By Yev
Do you remember those Scrubs episodes when the writers clearly don’t have any good material with JD as the main character? To solve this problem they simply have JD “tap” one of the supporting characters like Turk, Carla or Elliot and the whole episode is shown from their perspective using their inner monologues. Think of this as a “very special” episode of Ashley’s blog as she taps out to her version of “Elliot” (sort of)…
While she may have never mentioned it before, my name is Yev and I’m her boyfriend. A little context here may be useful. We’ve been dating since freshman year (5 years) and I’ve been her travel companion, bag attendant and general sherpa-of-all-trades as we’ve traveled to England, Scotland, the Czech Republic, Fiji, Australia, France, Greece, Egypt, Turkey, Ukraine and, most recently, Italy. Now that she’s been in
All right let’s get right to it, we’ve got more than a week of tromping to catch up on.
I first saw Ashley on Friday as I landed in
Observation 1: Indian air travel is not for the faint of heart.
First your flight will inevitably be late. This in itself is OK because US flights are late all the time. However the problem arises in that unlike US airports, once you cross past security into the waiting area there is very little to do and sometimes its impossible to go back into the general ticketing area which may have a bit more in terms of entertainment, shopping, dining options, etc. I actually witnessed an irate, native Indian, business class traveler verbally berate an airline employee because he could do nothing to let him go back outside of security when it was announced that our flight was two hours late. All the while they were standing next to the head of the security checkpoint as he barely flinched, pretended to ignore the traveler and ultimately said, “no exiting the security area”. Ironically enough I was able to grant exit by telling them that I needed to go outside in order to change my
The next day we had the full Cochin experience; walk by the water in the main city, watching the sunset in Fort Cochin as an army of kittens paraded around looking for the fresh catch, a canoe ride through the backwaters (used as a laundry, bath, and pool at the same time), oh and one other thing…having the driver side mirror ripped clearly off of our tour van by an oncoming bus and having it fly through the aforementioned van as we continue to weave in and out of traffic. This brings us to:
Observation 2: Driving in
Here is the thing, while there are marked lanes on the roads, streetlights sprinkled around major intersections, and a smattering of traffic cops, driving in
The next day Ashley took me to see the 500-year-old
Observation 3: Indian monuments are amazing, and it’s a damn good thing that we get to see them now, because they simply won’t last.
Indian monuments, churches, mosques, temples, castles, etc., are amazing, rivaling their European counterparts- the only problem is they were more amazing 20 years ago, and more amazing 50 years ago, and so on. While their European brothers go out of their way to restore historic structures, in
We then flew back to
Observation 4: Indian cities, even the large developed ones, smell.
It really makes you appreciate the amazing innovation that is the landfill. Aggregating trash into one central, and hopefully distant, location is a wonderful phenomenon. Indeed driving through an Indian town you see trash everywhere. Even the large historic monuments are littered. Because of this certain parts of the city smell very badly (think